Street Kings Joanna : How dare

Street Kings

Joanna : How dare you judge me? I mean what are you? You think youre some kind of, like, angel here? No, youre just this wanna-be man. Lawrence : shouting through the wall from his apartment Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, check out this chick. Samir : No, not again. why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window. Peter Gibbons : Thats it? If you had a million dollars, youd do two chicks at the same time? Lawrence : Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; cause chicks dig dudes with money. Lawrence : Well, you dont need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: hes broke, dont do shit. Samir : No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. Its not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar. Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. Peter Gibbons : I sit in a cubicle and I update bank software for the 2000 switch. Peter Gibbons : Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, it doesnt really matter. I uh, I dont like my job, and, uh, I dont think Im gonna go anymore. Peter Gibbons : You know, Ive never really liked paying bills. I dont think Im gonna do that, either. Peter Gibbons : I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Do you ever watch Kung Fu? Bob Slydell : You see, what were actually trying to do here is, were trying to get a feel for how people spend their day at so, if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you? Peter Gibbons : Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door that way Lumbergh cant Street Kings me, heh heh and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. Peter Gibbons : Yeah, I just stare at my desk; but it looks like Im working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. Id say in a given Street Kings I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. Bob Slydell : Id like to move us right along to a Peter Gibbons. Now we had a chance to meet this young man, and boy thats just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. Steve : Good evening Sir, my name is Steve.